at least there's humour!

– What’s the difference between the England team and a teabag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

– The England team visited an orphanage in Cape Town today.“It’s heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope,”said Jamal, aged six.

– I hear Oxo are making a new product. The packaging is white with a red cross and they're calling it the laughing stock.

At the other side of the channel they are producing t-shirts with "United States of Belgium".....