three girls sitting around a table, chatting to the sound of music and the taste of beer
two men see their opportunity, they don't know each other yet approach within seconds from each other
one goes straight to the girl of his choice, his charms in full flow, his best smile, his best show
the other sits at the table, in less than a minute, within two moves he is forced to leave
why you may wonder?
he did actually sit uninvited, but that wouldn't seem such an outrageous move, would it?
his second move however, in fact his first chat up line was: you look like a psychopath
although we cannot be at this point in time, terribly sure as to what the true aim of this man really was, we hope however he wasn't hoping to have a shag
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